I felt kinda bad that I needed to agree to kill my wife. RIP Agrippina. Because da punk Nero told me to kill his wife, I decided to write a letter about him to the Senate. But in this letter I had to lie saying that he was good and cool because I didn't feel like dying today. So because of this I need to retire so I can recommitt myself to study and writing. <3 <3 Seneca
Seneca! I don't appreciate your attitude. I am NO punk! I have half a mind to get rid of you, after this vile blog post. Killing mother was for the best and I am very upset you find me neither good nor cool. Everyone knows that I am fantastically great, so why did you have to lie about that? I thought we agreed that I was the bomb-diggity.
ReplyDeletePeace Out
~Nero