DA END

Well, the day has come for me to kill myself. Darn. I decided i'm gonna go old skool and cut my veins so i bleed to death. However, since i'm so crusty and old, my blood flow is slow and i didn't bleed out! So i was told i needed to take a bath to speed up my blood flow. My friends watched me take my bath and they cheered me on to death. I felt pretty special. But how did i die? I suffocated!!! What the heck, i can't even kill myself correctly! Well, I guess humanum est errare......
This is my last blog.

For the last time, <3 <3 Seneca ;)



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Da Bad Newz

ZEUS SAVE ME!!!!!  I was told by Nero that both me and my wife  Pompeia had to committ suicide.  I wasn't actually conspiring to kill him like he thought, but i was just caught up in all of the action. DA PUNK!!!!!! What was he thinking?? After all these years! I thought what we had was special, but I guess not :(. This is just not my day. I'm kinda annoyed that I'm going to die soon. I'm just not feelin' death right now. I was gonna maybe write a book but i guess i dont have time any more. I hate my life!


PS. Venus, now that i'm going to die anyways, Julia actually was wayyyy more pulchritudinous than you!
BURN!!!!

<3 <3 Seneca

Da Punk Nero

I felt kinda bad that I needed to agree to kill my wife. RIP Agrippina.  Because da punk Nero told me to kill his wife, I decided to write a letter about him to the Senate. But in this letter I had to lie saying that he was good and cool because I didn't feel like dying today.  So because of this I need to retire so I can recommitt myself to study and writing.  <3 <3 Seneca

Da Troubles...

So I was just exiled today...i'm so irritated right now!  The cause: Caligula.  He kicked me out on the reason of  a adultry with his sister Julia.  She was fiiiiiiiiine.  She was like another Venus on Earth!  But don't strike me down Venus I love you too.   But is that really a reason to kick someone someone out of a town? I mean come on!  During my exile, I think I'm going to continue with my studies.  Maybe even write a  book. Perhaps I'll call it the Consolations.  ;) <3 <3 Seneca

PS I've had four wives so don't be too concerned =P

Da First Blog!!!!!

Dear Blog!

Due to the fact that this is my first blog, I'm going to start off with my life story up to this point.  I used to be a baby who came from Spain to the great country of Italy carried by my aunt.  I love her dearly.  My parents are Lucius Annaeus Seneca and Helvia.  Dad is a wealthy teacher of rhetoric (go DAD!!!!!!)  I have two brothers Gallio and Annaeus Mela.  I was introduced to rhetoric and Hellenized Stoic philosophy at a very early age.  My two mentors for such subjects are Attalus and Sotion and I love them dearly.  Well that's all for now.  Until next time!!!!!!!!!!!!

<3 <3 -Seneca ;)